Management Diary The Quintessential Survival Guide in the Corporate Quagmire!

Never Hire Anyone Dumber Than You Are!


In a previous life I was a Navy Pilot. Great life, great people to be around. People who were all doing great things around the world flying off great big aircraft carriers. In an environment that complex and dangerous, you need to have teams of people working as one, or bad things begin to happen in large quantities.

The people onboard aircraft carriers are divided into two groups, those that make the ship float and those that make the planes fly. Those that make the ship float are known as "ship's company", and those that make the planes fly are with "the airwing". During one tour of duty, I was assigned to the "airwing staff". The airwing staff coordinated the activities of the ten aircraft squadrons deployed aboard the aircraft carrier. It was while working for our Airwing Commander, Captain Jerry Norris, that I would unknowingly learn what has to become my most valued rule as an entrepreneur.

Captain Norris was quite the character. A fighter pilot with all the fixings! Tall, handsome, and with enough confident charisma to handle any situation, be that in the air, on land, or at sea. But the truth of it is, none of the eight officers on the staff considered Captain Norris to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

It wasn't that things were not going well for he or the airwing. It just seemed strange that so simple and relaxed an individual could lead so effectively. You must understand that Captain Norris was in charge of the operations of nearly 3000 men and almost 100 of the most complex flying machines on the planet. But fly we did, and did it well. Our airwing was often singled out for acts of excellence.

It was during a short visit in Cannes, France that Captain Norris was to give me my lesson. Like so many of life's lessons, the lesson was unintended.

If there is one thing that flying fellows enjoy more than flying, it is the telling of tales while ashore! And it seems nothing gets the mind flowing like the flow of beer. Our cups runneth over, as did our mouths!

The topic of the evening turned to how smart each of us was compared to our fearless leader. We were even so bold as to believe that he was fearless because he simply did not understand what was going on around him. In fact, it was we who did not understand what was going on around us!

The good Captain was sitting quietly within the sound of our voices. He had heard every one of our comments on his lack of intellect.

As the Commander with the confident charisma approached, we were certain that if we were shown mercy we would be court martialed, and we feared that if the Captain choose not to be merciful, we would just be shot right on sight!

Speaking got us into this predicament, so silence seemed the best choice. Captain Norris spoke. He acknowledged our belief that each of us had among the finest minds in the entire Navy in our specific specialty. He flattered those things that each had done since beginning our assignment with the airwing. Captain Norris offered that he had hand selected each one of us from the entire fleet, having had to call in favors, make threats, and impose demands, just to have each of us work with him. We were there because he believed us to be the best, and he wanted only the best. Seems he held us in the same regard that we held ourselves.

Then Captain Norris spoke to the issue of intellect, specifically our perception of his lack thereof. Captain Norris said, "The mark of the true leader is not one who gives orders, or feigns knowledge, but rather the leader who plants the needed seed in a fertile mind so gently, that the subordinate believes the idea emerged from within."

Continued silence. He was in complete control of our actions and had always been. He chose each of us knowing full well that in our specific areas of expertise, we were well beyond him. And knowing full well that in his area, that of building teams of the best and brilliant, then allowing them to take ownership of ideas, he was the expert.

Captain Norris asked what I had learned. My response, "I should never hire anyone dumber than I am." "You've got it," he said. "Must have just emerged from within."

Wally Conway is President of Florida HomePro Inspections, and has recently written a book entitled "Secrets of the Happy Home Inspector", available at GoHomePro.com or Amazon.com. Wally's expertise and experience has been sought after by HGTV's "House Detective", the Florida Times Union, and many real estate boards and associations. As a speaker, writer, instructor, and host of The Happy Home Inspector radio show every Saturday at 3 PM on WOKV 690, Wally blends the right amount of up-to-date information with just the right amount of humor, insight, motivation, and real-world application. Visit WallyConway.com for more information!


MORE RESOURCES:

News Corp. Says It Provided Info for Sun Corruption Arrests - Reuters

Telegraph.co.uk

News Corp. Says It Provided Info for Sun Corruption Arrests
Reuters
By Lucas Shaw at TheWrap News Corp. said Saturday that it provided the information to the police that resulted in the arrest of five of its journalists earlier in the day. In a statement the company said: "The Management and Standards Committee (MSC) ...
UK police arrest five journalists in newspaper bribery probeFox News
Staff at The Sun tabloid arrested in bribe inquiryUSA TODAY
Sun Journalists Arrested as Bribe Probe WidensWall Street Journal

all 1,496 news articles »

Oracle to Pay $1.9B for Taleo, Extends SAP Rivalry - ABC News

MiamiHerald.com

Oracle to Pay $1.9B for Taleo, Extends SAP Rivalry
ABC News
Oracle Corp. is escalating its rivalry with German business-software maker SAP AG with a $1.9 billion purchase of Taleo Corp., a company that helps businesses hire and manage their employees. The proposed purchase announced Thursday extends Oracle's ...
Oracle Buys Taleo for $1.9 Billion, Adds Human-Resource ToolSan Francisco Chronicle
Oracle to pay $1.9b for TaleoNEWS.com.au
Oracle to buy Taleo for $1.9 bln; cloud war brewsReuters
GMA News
all 482 news articles »

TEXT-S&P revises Apollo Investment Corp outlook to stable - Reuters

TEXT-S&P revises Apollo Investment Corp outlook to stable
Reuters
(The following statement was released by the rating agency) -- Apollo Investment Corp. (AIC) has announced changes in management, a reduction in its dividend, and adjustments to its investment strategy. -- In our view, changes to the firm's investment ...
Company News for February 9, 2012Zacks.com
Apollo Investment's CEO Discusses Q3 2012 Results - Earnings Call TranscriptSeeking Alpha
Apollo Investments Considers Capital Raise; Unveils Management ShiftsWall Street Journal
Economic Times -Tech24
all 30 news articles »

Oracle to pay $1.9B for Taleo, extends SAP rivalry - Seattle Post Intelligencer

New York Times

Oracle to pay $1.9B for Taleo, extends SAP rivalry
Seattle Post Intelligencer
Oracle is paying $1.9 billion for Taleo Corp., a company that helps businesses manage their employees. Photo: Mark Lennihan / AP NEW YORK (AP) ? Oracle Corp. is escalating its rivalry with German business-software maker SAP AG with a $1.9 billion ...
Oracle Signs Acquisition Deal With Taleo for Cloud ComputingIndustry Leaders Magazine
Oracle's $1.9bn Deal to Buy TaleoZacks.com

all 117 news articles »

AMR bankruptcy: Retirees group files for involvement in case - Tulsa World

Wall Street Journal

AMR bankruptcy: Retirees group files for involvement in case
Tulsa World
The organization, AMR Retirees Pension Protection Corp., is based in Owasso and includes former members of American Airlines upper management at the Maintenance & Engineering Center in Tulsa and the carrier's maintenance base in Fort Worth.
Exclusive: American Airlines creditors want to talk mergerReuters
Transport workers union says it will have counterproposal next week for AmericanFort Worth Star Telegram

all 26 news articles »

PetroFrontier announces change in management - Sacramento Bee

PetroFrontier announces change in management
Sacramento Bee
10, 2012 -- /PRNewswire/ - (TSX-V: PFC) - PetroFrontier Corp.("PetroFrontier") announced today that Peter Philipchuk, Vice President, Exploration, has resigned from PetroFrontier. PetroFrontier thanks Mr. Philipchuk for his service and wishes him well ...

and more »

Integrated Asset Management Corp. Announces Results for the First Quarter of ... - MarketWatch (press release)

Integrated Asset Management Corp. Announces Results for the First Quarter of ...
MarketWatch (press release)
TORONTO, ONTARIO, Feb 09, 2012 (MARKETWIRE via COMTEX) -- Integrated Asset Management Corp. ("IAM") /quotes/zigman/18979 CA:IAM -10.00% today announced unaudited financial results for the quarter ended December 31, 2011. Review of the 3-Month Period ...

and more »

Edgewood Management Holdings in 4th Quarter: 13F Alert - Bloomberg

Edgewood Management Holdings in 4th Quarter: 13F Alert
Bloomberg
Top Positions by Market Value Company Name Ticker Market Value Current Change (USD $) Position In Position Celgene Corp CELG US 424280043 6276332 -33371 QUALCOMM Inc QCOM US 397587935 7268518 -21149 Visa Inc-Class A Shares V US 389712244 3838395 ...

and more »

Alcatel-Lucent Shares Soar on Profit Jump - Wall Street Journal

msnbc.com

Alcatel-Lucent Shares Soar on Profit Jump
Wall Street Journal
An ongoing price war, combined with the pressure of lowering costs while maintaining research and development spend means that Alcatel-Lucent's management will have to speed the pace of restructuring. "In the market there was a relief that they made ...
Recent IPOs Review: RPX's Licensing Syndicate with Alcatel-Lucent, Apollo ...Wall St. Cheat Sheet

all 201 news articles »

Eaton Vance Closed-end Diversified Equity Income Funds Declare Quarterly ... - Sacramento Bee

Eaton Vance Closed-end Diversified Equity Income Funds Declare Quarterly ...
Sacramento Bee
The Funds are managed by Eaton Vance Management, a subsidiary of Eaton Vance Corp. (NYSE: EV), based in Boston, one of the oldest investment management firms in the United States, with a history dating back to 1924. Eaton Vance and its affiliates ...

and more »
home | site map |       Disclaimer |       Privacy Policy
© 2006